Well, in November 2011, she was relaxing at home.

And where’s that? And what is she doing when she’s not relaxing?

Welllll… unfortunately, now that I’m “official,” and not trying to uncover a mystery, I’m no longer at liberty to disclose everything I know. And a lot of what I don’t know, I’m no longer entirely comfortable inquiring about. But, rest assured, she’s happy and healthy, overjoyed to be out of the spotlight, and touched and a little mystified that anyone remembers her.

And now that I hope I’ve established that yes, this site exists with her blessing, I’ll move on to the fun stuff.